Blimey Facts!

 

 Blimey Facts!

  • Turtles can breathe through their butts.

 

  • In ancient Greece, when taking an oath, men had to put their right hand on their testicles, thus giving us the term “testimony”

 

  • Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

 

  • You can cut up a starfish into pieces and each piece will grow into a completely new starfish.

 

  • Sometimes Elephants use their penis as a 5th leg, it’s fully capable of supporting their weight.

 

  • When a drunk person is talking, 75 percent of whatever he/she says is true.

 

  •  A person can go completely deaf, if they’re having a very intense kissing session.

 

  • Alcohol makes other people look 5 times more attractive than they really are.

 

  • Over 95% of people text and or Tweet ” LOL ” when they’re not even laughing.

 

  • During the earliest wedding ceremonies, the bride and groom would make love for the first time in front of the entire village.

 

  • Picking your nose and eating it, may be beneficial to your immune system.

 

  • A “faggot” is actually a unit of measure — Equal to roughly 1 cubic centimeter.

 

  • A Japanese man holds the world record for the longest ever masturbation time. 9 hours and 58 minutes. He says he does it because his girlfriend is not interested in a sex life.

 

  • World War -I wasnt oficialy over till last year

 

  • It’s impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath.
  • Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.
  • There are 170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ways to play the first 10 opening moves of chess.
  • P.rn is the only industry in the world where females are paid more than males.
  • Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender.
  • 50% of all emotional affairs become sexual affairs.
  • It is illegal in Hawaii to insert pennies into other people’s ears.
  • A couple in Germany gave birth to a set of twins; one has light skin and blue eyes, the other has dark skin and brown eyes.
  • Facebook is so popular because it makes people believe they’re doing something important.
  • If you wear a ring, the number of germs living beneath it could be as high as the entire population of Europe.
  • A Korean man married a pillow!
  • In the 1950s, women believed douching with Coca Cola could prevent pregnancy!
  • 83% of the teenagers keep an extra tab open while using computer/laptop in case their parents come.
  • You see yourselves 5 times more attractive in the mirror than you really are, thanks to your brain.
  • Astronauts cannot burp in space because there isn’t enough gravity to separate the gasses from liquids in the stomach.
  • The cast of “Glee” has had more songs chart than the Beatles!
  • Rap is 75% crap.
  • In the US, 45,000 hamburgers are eaten every minute.
  • The Latin word for “old lady” is “anus.”
  • McDonald’s SALADS are more fattening than their burgers.
  • The human brain tends to “forget” 80% of the things you learn every day. Chances are you my even forget this later.
  • Sex and marijuana can help prevent migraines.
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